Re: [Harp-L] The of the Rock player we do not speak of A WARNING!!!!

[Mojo Red <harplicks@xxxxxxxxx>]

Dear Sir Jason,

I believe the Rock player we do not speak of -- He
Who Must Not Be Named -- is none other than Lord
Voldemort, a former Wizard of high regard who's
talent has been altered by the force of Rock.

Sugar Blucifer is indeed another fallen Archangel
of Blues... and I'm afraid that you, my son, tread
dangerously close to the Abyss. But fear not, for
there is hope yet.

Good Sir Jason, I pray thee, remember the Founding
Fathers of our good brotherhood, the long-dead
Wizards of antediluvian antiquity -- The Duke of
LittleWalter, Sir Walter of Horton, the Lords
Sonnyboy of Williamson (I and II), Duke Sonny of
Terry, Sir Paul of Butterfield, Sir William of
Clarke, Sir Junior of Wells, Sir Jimmy of the Reed,
Lord George Duke of Smith and even Sir Jazz of
Gillum. 

Remember these titans of Blues and you shall
withstand the pull of the Dark Side and, should you
occasoinally cross the threshold of Rock, you shall
always be able to return to your Holy Roots. 

Those roots live deep in your soul... let your
every run up the Scale of Truth ring with Heavenly
Blue Notes, celebrating and the honest toil of thy
noble soul.  Let thy rig always be purified by the
Vacuum Tubes of Power, let thy tone always be
buttery smooth, yet cut nasty and deep, as only a
tweed Fender can. Let thy chops be ever fresh.

Play well, my brother, play well. Fear not the pull
of Rock, as long as you keep the Founders in your
heart.

Harpin' in Colorado,
--Squire Mojo Red


--- Jason R <jason@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> We do not say the true birth name of the Rock
> player we do not speak of, but
> he wanders in the dark forests of the music
> world, with a group of
> terrifying beasts called Blues Travelers. You can
> hear their busy cries in
> the upper registers of your mind, bellowing out
> horrific high end mixolydian
> breathing patterns form the subconscious black
> woods caves of your sleep, or
> in deep trance like or meditative states you may
> here their wails only if
> you think you have the courage to do so. We
> recommend not!!!
>   Do not breach the barrier between our Blue
> Valley and Rockinton woods! We
> have made an agreement and a truce that has
> offered us both many years of
> peace. Some have crossed over into Rockington
> woods never to be heard from
> in our world again. One callous soul has been
> remembered by the name of: Sir
> Sugar Blucifer. 
>   In past gathering of our blue elders, (the
> protectors and teachers of Blue
> Valley), Sir Cotton, Sir Wilson, and Sir Portnoy,
> have always taught us and
> written in our history books, that those who have
> been intrigued or unafraid
> of the calls from Rockington Woods by the The
> Rock Player we do not speak
> of, have always without exception had their souls
> devoured never to be able
> to return to the Blue village again! There once
> pure tones and safe colored
> tweed instruments have gone from simple and
> beautiful inventions to
> complicated, solid state gadgets, riddled with
> imperfections, corruption,
> impurity and devilish digitality. This adds to
> the terror in their screams
> you may hear coming from Rockington Woods! DO NOT
> BREACH THE BARRIER!
>   
>     I warn you for I have recently CROSSED the
> barrier of Rockington woods
> and now know of the dangers. I can never return
> to the pure and innocent
> Blue Village again! Never again speak my name to
> anyone in Blue Village
> again especially your children!
>              Listen for my howls in your dreams!
> 
> 
> 
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